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Candle dick 

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.
Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy 

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

captain candle day 

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

Delaware Candle-lit dinner 

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.
Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave

Detroit Candle 

Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.
Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??

Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
Detroit Candle by chaz714 November 16, 2006