Mustard Sock 

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustard Sock 

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustard Sock 

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

Mustard Sock by KingRolo November 5, 2010

Mustard Sock 

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

Mustard Sock by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018