Da respiratory ailment dat
Boss Hogg gave Sheriff
Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of
whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.
I don't know if my
breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be
particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!