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National Eat Pussy Day 

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!

National Eat Pussy Day 

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

national eat ass day 

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

national eat poop day 

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

National eat pussy day 

Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.
"Hey i just ate out a female today, because it's national eat pussy day"

National eat pussy day 

Just another day where instead of sucking Dick, grabbing ass, grabbing dicks, etc. You can eat her out
"Hey bro. It's national eat pussy day. Go get her"