jizzshit 

The act of expelling spaff from one's anal passage after engaging in sodomy. Not to be confused with passing a combination of semen and faeces.

"If I don't jizzshit soon, it's gonna run down my legs..."

jizzshit by Keshu May 27, 2005

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzshizz

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation while simultaneously excreting feces.

Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.

Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?

Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!

jizzshizz by the cisco kid August 20, 2011