whid 

This was originally spelled wid, but changed due to this common misspelling. This is not to be confused with the other word, wid.

1) n. A really bad relentless itch.
2) n. An extreme annoyance; huge pain in the ass.
3) n. One who is a huge pain in the ass; really annoying.

1) Damn, I hate this whid!
2) I hate this book! It's such a whid to read with this size 3 font.
3) You are such a fucking whid! I wish I could shoot you right now!

whid by P.h.i.l May 24, 2005

The whid rhid 

The internet.

"Yo bro, I found some really messed up shit on the whid rhid"

The whid rhid by LordOfBoobs March 25, 2021

Harris Whid 

Gay fucking cracker

Fuck that cracka Harris Whid he always sniffin my balls and shit

Harris Whid by rosco1030 April 16, 2020

whiddasaur 

a very very cute female monster with pretty eyes and nice fashion (for a monster)that hides under your bed when you are sleeping, and plays with your boardgames

when i woke up this morning, my board games where all over my floor, "those whiddasaurs!"

whiddasaur by ttaylorfaithh April 24, 2009

Whidbey Island whales 

Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!

Whidbey Island whales by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

whidbey whale 

Whidbey refers to the largest island off the coast of the continental United States. It's located off of Washington in the Pacific Northwest. The whale part isn't what you think but has a common definition as Whidbey itself. It refers to the large woman that tend to inhabit the island. Everywhere you go, especially at night, there are going to be large women. They're known to be good at blowjobs but also a good laugh since after your decent looking, but drunk buddy sleeps with one-everyone except him in your cirlce of friends laugh about it for days and then continue to remind him here and there for a period of months.

Guy 1: OMG! can we find a bar that doesn't have whidbey whales or is somewhat exciting??

Guy 2: How about Anacortes?

Guy 3: Naw, that place is all antiqueish, full of old people and small-what about Coupeville?

Guy 2: I think we're fucked. Let's just go back and play beer pong til some navaho's look decent.

whidbey whale by PistolioPete December 20, 2007

Whidzja 

They are a wonderful friend who will always be there! Who is quiet and beautiful. They are depressed probably BUT THEY'RE KIND!!! AND BEAUTIFUL.

"Who's that person over there?"
"That's whidzja! They're the most kind hearted person ever!"

Whidzja by Maevylane October 12, 2021