Cake Topper

When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.

Eww, check out that cake topper, on that chick! Someone get her a bigger shirt stat.

Cake Topper by Apex Factor January 30, 2015

Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

Cake Topper by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Birthday Cake Topper 

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

Birthday Cake Topper by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010

Persian cake topper 

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

Persian cake topper by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Texas Cake Topper 

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

Texas Cake Topper by Macarper April 2, 2025