shitcoiner 

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

shitcoiner by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021

Shitcoiner 

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.

"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"

Shitcoiner by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021

Shitcoin 

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

Shitcoin by Tatsuman May 7, 2018

Shitcoin 

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.

There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!

Shitcoin by manzo porelli April 24, 2018

Shitcoin 

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam

My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.

Shitcoin by Bridddcoin August 12, 2017

Shitcoin 

Insert picture of dogecoin here

Dogecoin is a shitcoin.

Shitcoin by Stangles July 2, 2021

shitcopter

A source of frustration. One who hurls feces in all directions, as would a helicopter with rotor blades covered in shit.

Received at the email center of a major game center: "When are you shitcopters going to bring the signup page back up? I'd kinda like to start playing."

shitcopter by Blueman November 9, 2004