Jean-ween 

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

Jean-ween by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

Jean Weenie Jerker 

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

Jean Weenie Jerker by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008