ditch cricket
A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
ditch cricket by B Silent March 19, 2018
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