Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

Hansel & Greteling by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018

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hansel and gretelling

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

hansel and gretelling by odie74 September 20, 2016

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hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

hansel and gretelling by bignukka February 15, 2010

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