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sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)
When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.
sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

Sarcastibitch 

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.
Shut up sarcastibitch!
Sarcastibitch by gnicklaser March 10, 2003
In response to her Cuban husband's sarcastic remark a wife, says "Your undaunting wit amazes me, sarcastro."
sarcastro by Kim Sosa May 8, 2008

Sarcastibitch 

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !
Sarcastibitch by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

sarcasticough 

A coughing sound containing an audible word or words. Used to jokingly conceal an insult or to denote sarcasm.
A: This new operational paradigm will allow end-users to streamline their work process and achieve optimal throughput targets. We want you to work smarter, not harder!
B: *coughBOLLOCKScough*

A: ...I said "yeah, I picked up on the weekend" and he gave me this big sarcasticough like he didn't even believe me.
sarcasticough by Hamsterness May 16, 2006

Sarcastronaut 

A person who uses sarcasm to display their own wit, or to showcase their level of intelligence, often within a group setting.
The student answered the instructor's question in a quite unorthodox manner, like only a true sarcastronaut could.