Solonoid 

You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush

Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?

Solonoid by Welfare Officer September 24, 2017

solenoid 

You call it an electromagnet, clever engineers call it a solenoid.

A length of wire wound around a ferrous core. The assembly becomes magnetic when a current is passed through the wire.

"Shit d00d, check out that l33t solenoid valve."

solenoid by Sam Roberts January 2, 2006