the dog's philosophy Share definition Flag A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it. The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior. the dog's philosophy by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the the dog's philosophy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch