Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up
on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i
slipped and fell half way
off the couch.
Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.
Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.
Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!
Homie 1: I'm sayin though.