russian rug 

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

russian rug by Memstar April 15, 2017

Russian Rug Burn 

when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet

"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"

Russian Rug Burn by Nortington August 14, 2009

Russian Rugburn 

A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"

hey dude, me and Kevin did the Russian Rugburn last night. His chest was beet red after.

Russian Rugburn by UrbanBakon April 13, 2024