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playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing fruit ninja 

the act of slitting your wrists
Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

Playing 'Fruit Ninja' 

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.
Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!
Playing 'Fruit Ninja' by mindbrand February 21, 2023