puttyduck 

A vagina.

Quit scratching your puttyduck!

puttyduck by artsyfarsty0915 July 16, 2017

puttcuck 

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.

Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.

puttcuck by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023

punkyduck 

A term for S&M lesbians who like nothing more than to be bonded and whipped raw with leather lashes.

“…until it bleeds! I’m a naughty punkyduck!"

punkyduck by Trixie Miss December 22, 2008

puttymucker 

putty plyable goo
mucker derived from muckrake expose misconduct in public life.
refers to the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while stealing thunderously good ideas from others.

The conclusion of John McCains speech made me realize what a puttymucker he is.

puttymucker by Bnav February 20, 2009

Platyduck 

An aquatic creature that looks awfully like a platypus but sadly turns out to just be a duck.

It's a duck! It's a platypus! Bugger it's just a Platyduck

Platyduck by Tommy159 June 5, 2018

puttymucker 

Describes the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while wallowing in mud and filth stealing thunderously good ideas from others.

The conclusion of John McCains speech made me realize what a puttymucker he is.

puttymucker by Mnkeymon October 29, 2008

Puttcuck 

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in his work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, and crypto trading all while having unhealthy addiction to sports betting.

Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.

Puttcuck by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 22, 2023