Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

Feeding The Unicorn by chaselc June 18, 2011

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

Feeding the unicorn by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Not feeling the unicorn. 

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

Not feeling the unicorn. by Much ado December 2, 2016

Feedin the unicorn 

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

Feedin the unicorn by colossalblonde November 4, 2010