kickin goals 

Doing well in life , on a smooth path , smooth sailing

Yeah I'm doing alright these days I'm kickin goals

kickin goals by Fritzjfay February 13, 2017

Kicking Goals

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.

'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.

'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me

Kicking Goals by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010