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Shoulder Touch 

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.
When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.
Shoulder Touch by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010
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Shoulder Touch 

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.
“You know about the shoulder touch?”
Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
Shoulder Touch by zestyfr July 9, 2023

shoulder touch prank

That thing people do when they put their arm behind your back and touch your shoulder opposite of the side theyre on as a joke and to confuse you. Created by mn
Wtf, why did you just do the shoulder touch prank you goon?
shoulder touch prank by Momo9 November 29, 2016

Touch Her Shoulder 

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.
"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

He Touched My Shoulder Story 

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9. 

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.
.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.
.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.