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Feed the donkey

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

Feed the donkey (v.) 

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks
I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.
Feed the donkey (v.) by The Char November 25, 2003