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Dirty Pretzel 

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

Dirty Pretzel 

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
Dirty Pretzel by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024