D:lD

A shocked face wearing a top hat/possibly british.

guy-dude you're such a phagzorz

other guy- D:lD

D:lD by Monsters. April 5, 2009

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party 

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.

"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party by Tadism October 8, 2019

L.D.B.L. 

Abreviation for the phrase: "Later Days Better Lays"
Used as form of of goodbyesee you later

When we were done chatting online Justin typed "L.D.B.L." to me.

L.D.B.L. by RHODIE76 September 30, 2006

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.

"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017

E.L.D. 

(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.

"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."

E.L.D. by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

F L D S 

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011