FTPTT 

Failure To Pull The Trigger - someone that can never make it past the idea stage of anything. Commonly found when purchasing something, especially online.

He thought he had this great idea for a product, but he suffers from severe FTPTT.

She almost bought that online, but she can't get past her chronic case of FTPTT.

FTPTT by koolfred5 July 28, 2016

FTFTTYTYFFYF 

An internet acronym that stands for: Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck

-Something you say after fixing something that another person thought he/she fixed.

Person A: "How are baby formed?"

Person B: "How is baby formed?"
FTFY (fixed that for you)

Person C: "What are the biological processes that give rise to the formation of a baby?"
FTFTTYTYFFYF (Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck)

FTFTTYTYFFYF by cap10parachute May 15, 2011

FTTTEOTD 

FTTTEOTD stands for Follow Them To The Edge of The Desert, a band name that was thought up by Todd Lowe's character Zach Van Gerbig in Gilmore Girls.

ZACH

"Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.

BRIAN FULLER

I run out of breath every time I say it.

ZACH

You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

DAVE RYGALSKI

Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.

BRIAN FULLER

Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.

ZACH

Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD

FTTTEOTD by hordak0110 April 26, 2013

FTPATIRA 

slang, Fuck The Pope And The IRA.

Mon the gers! FTPATIRA

FTPATIRA by CalvinC1690RangerstilIdie!!! April 4, 2009

fttttt

ftttttt is a sound my friend made. i have no clue what it is

friend 1 : ftttttt friend 2 : what?

fttttt by mr beebo September 27, 2020

fttttt!!! 

A sound usually made when someone says something about you that you don't want to acknowledge but you know that they are right. This is usually followed by saying, "Lies..."

Other person: "Lol I heard you tried marijuana for the first time."

You: "fttttt!!!"

Other person: "Hahahaha so it's true?"

You: "Lies..."

fttttt!!! by Turtleboiiunome March 20, 2010

FTPHT 

FTPHT is an acronym for Friends That Play Hockey Togather, commonly used among good friends and team mates.

Hunter: What up, FTPHT!

Makayla: Not much FTPHT, that was an awesome goal yesterday!

Hunter: Yeah, that's how I roll!

FTPHT by littlesemi August 6, 2011