fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.
God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap
by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014
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couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.
After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014
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