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Known mostly as “the bubble”, Bay is a tiny West Side suburb of Cleveland that’s famous for its privilege and its amazing public schools. There’s an entire Facebook group that the parents and boomers of the town use to gossip about teenagers, and people routinely chant “Daddy’s Money” during games against Bay. Located entirely on Lake Erie, almost everyone here has a boat, likes soccer, and football, and is white. Seriously, there are so few minorities here it’s almost suspicious. Even though they have a reputation for being sheltered and elitist, Bay kids are actually pretty chill, and they don’t care if you think they’re WASPy. After all, you’re probably going to work for one of them someday.

The west side suburbs of cleveland each have their own character, but all the kids in them know each other because most of the towns are very small. Rocky River is known for businesses, being on the lake, and an intense rivalry with their neighboring suburb, Bay Village. Better known as Bay or “the bubble”, this small village is filled with lake mansions and judge soccer moms. the kids there like overachieving, marching band, sports, weed, and beating River (which they always do). Also, they’re ALL white, and the school system is so good that there are never any physical fights. This creates an atmosphere where pretty much everyone is fake and most girlsuse each other for popularity. Westlake is a weird mix of rich and poor, mainly noteworthy bc of crocker park (a giant outdoor shopping complex that every kid in the area hangs out at) and the inexplicably huge Arab population. They lose pretty much every sports game, all the time. Elyria Catholic and Holy Name are Parma’s two private schools, both being actually pretty broke. Parma itself is the worst place on the planet- there’s no trees or grass there, just sprawling failed businesses and ugly developments. most people there are white-trashy, racist, and overall a mess. finally, we have north ridge like. ridgeville, like parma, is pretty white and working class. kids there are always getting into fights or doing drugs. however, they’re actually pretty fun.