Definitions by zenju108

ass 

(v.) to ass

To situate one's buttocks in a particular place for an extended period of time, typically while engaging in another activity.

"I had to work on my science project in the office this afternoon, so I assed the office chair for five hours straight."

"I spent last night assing my couch, watching The Breakfast Club and eating ice cream."

ass by zenju108 January 17, 2012