Definitions by zekepliskin
Birdwhale
The annoying whale being carried just above sea level by a flock of small birds, visible when Twitter runs out of bandwidth.
If I see that damn birdwhale one more time, I swear I'm going to smash my head against the keyboard until I bleed.
Birdwhale by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
Lametag
A derogatory term for:
a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.
b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.
a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.
b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.
A
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?
Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.
B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.
Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?
Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.
B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.
Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?
Lametag by zekepliskin December 1, 2009