2 definitions by zaysgirl

Zavius

Zavius is a funny guy. He’s super hype and turns up at all the parties. He’s goofy and loud. He loves explaining how he thinks and he loves to be right. He seems to know someone everywhere he goes. He’s athletic and super fast. He’s secretly a sensitive guy but he won’t show it in person. He’s really chill when he wants to be and loves music. He’s going to be great one day. Oh and he has a FAT COCK and his girl loves it

Guy: what’s up zay

Zay: whats up bro

(Shakes up)

(*WOAH*)
Guy: Bro that song you showed me is hard
Zay: Yea I put you on

Guy: Zavius you’re so chill

by zaysgirl July 25, 2019

donyl

An insecure middle aged woman who still lives with her parents and is delusional about reality. Donyls are overweight despite their drug addiction and they are consumed by insecurity and low self esteem. They latch on to any man that gives them the time of day and program themselves into believing that even the most dysfunctional relationship is all roses and rainbows. Donyls will spend their days trying to convince the world that her relationship is the prime example of true love but at the same time will be running their mouth smuttin up their "Boo" saying hes a low life worthless tweeked out loser but in the same breath will proclaim their love

God gives permission for a donyl to commit suicide. Donyls are so pathetic that the church recommends suicide to them.

by zaysgirl September 24, 2014