Definitions by zachwarhawk

Miley high club 

When a 18 year old girl gets high on her birthday , Kinda like the mile high club but with less sex and more drugs.

Miley Cyrus smoked salvia after turning 18 and started a new iconic group of stoner girls.
When you smoke something that gets you really high on your birthday your in the Miley high club

Miley high club by zachwarhawk December 12, 2010

stoner porn 

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

stoner porn by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

Stoners eve 

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends

everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve

Stoners eve by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010

cannamas present 

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.

Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa

cannamas present by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010

Stoner American 

Americans who smoke marijuana and are fully functional members of society that are not stereotypical " stoners "

We're taking stoner back, only stoners can call themselves stoners if you call someone a stoner and you don't smoke weed its just as bad as saying the N word!!

Zach smokes pot but acts responsible, he's a Stoner American

Stoner American by zachwarhawk November 20, 2010