zach block's definitions

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Cha-Ching

An exclamation connoting elation over a success or personal triumph of some kind, which was coined by the actor Seth Green, in 1992, in a Wendy's commercial - after which it spiraled off into existence becoming one of the more hackeneyed expressions of the 90s.

Bob: So, I got the murderer off and he paid my retainer balance. Cha-ching!

by Zach Block June 13, 2005

Stute Fish

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

Bojabs

(noun)
Bullshit, a big lie, nonsense.

That's some bojabs.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Black Eyed Peas

Bullets, ammo, things you fire from a gun.

"...and I get served with some Black Eyed Peas tomorrow?" - Chrissy: Sopranos

by Zach Block January 17, 2005