zach block's definitions

diggily diggily

The sound of balls slapping against ass.

I was all like diggily diggily, byatch.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

it's white party time!

Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.

"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Coolies

cigarettes dipped in cocaine

so were were doing some coolies yesterday, and you know...i blew a midget through a glory hole in the basement

by Zach Block June 21, 2005

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Stute Fish

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

Black Eyed Peas

Bullets, ammo, things you fire from a gun.

"...and I get served with some Black Eyed Peas tomorrow?" - Chrissy: Sopranos

by Zach Block January 17, 2005