zach block's definitions

it's white party time!

Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.

"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Hoojabujah

(noun)
A mess of things

This sure is a hoojabujah.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

doing a 64

Fucking eight "8s" in one night.

Bobby: Have a nice night.

Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.

Bobby: What about an 11?

Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.

Bobby: What's re-semen.

Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?

Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

merm

The gender classification for transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics, though leaning slightly towards masculine characteristics.

I've got testicles inside my labia. I must me a merm!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Flimshaw

(noun)
Nonsense, balderdash, poppycock.

I say flimshaw to that, good sir.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ferm

the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005