thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021

shawty

someone who is like a melody in your head that has you singing like nah nah nah nah everyday and its like your ipod is stuck on replay

kissandra is my shawty

by zach :egg: March 30, 2022