Definitions by yoyo6969
Blumpkim job
Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.
Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!
Blumpkim job by Yoyo6969 May 13, 2014