Blumpkim job

Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.
Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!
by Yoyo6969 May 14, 2014
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sausage rolling

the act on placing one man's foreskin over another man's penis. also known as docking.
brad doonah: wow i really loved sausage rolling with all the boys last night
by yoyo6969 November 07, 2010
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