yourlocalshortfriend's definitions
the 7 men i fell in love with and now my standards are too high
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
(Also the men whose oxygen could be sold for $4 Million and people would actually buy it)
Suga: Real name Yoongi. Also known as Agust D. Basically a cat
Jin: Real name Seokjin. Makes too many le-jin-dary dad jokes
RM: Real name Namjoon. Leader. Goes to pick up his kids with his tricycle
Jhope: Real name Hoseok. A giant ball of sunshine. You can't hate him. Probably the cure for depression and cancer
V: Real name taehyung. Good boi. Handsome asf.
Jimin: Real name is also Jimin. Giant Flirt. Short
Jungkook: Real name is also Jungkook. Golden Maknae. Isn't bad at anything. Muscle bunny.
Look, it's BTS!
by yourlocalshortfriend March 6, 2022

"is that jungkook? Oh it is"
by yourlocalshortfriend March 6, 2022
