your mother's definitions

cumshot

a complete and uter twat, or a person who is unable to say exactly where/who he came from.

richard u cumshot,
u poor cumshot,

by your mother March 22, 2007

igniot

an igniot is an idiot and an ignamramoose in one...i made it up...and i like the way people look at me when i say it in public..tis funny..i like to be weird

igniots are fools who do fool and goon like things...and cant grasp common knowledge and courtesy...its mean but effective for the time being

YOU IGNIOT!,why did you take my coke!?

why the hell did you ask me that question you igniot fool

by your mother May 9, 2004

on the online

A reference to the internet or AIM. It sounds stupid to intelligent people.

I was talking to him on the online. I had sex with him on the online. My online broke, I can't get on the online.

by your mother April 16, 2003

hot topic

Store where rebellious teenieboppers max out mommy's credit cards and call themselves either "punk" "emo" or "goth".

I bought my cool in the mall.

by Your Mother July 20, 2003

zebrony, n.

The offspring which results from the mating of a male zebra and female pony, especially Shetland pony --> think My Little Pony(*) w/out all the glitter and glam. Similar to ponebra

The zoo director was upset that the new intern allowed the male zebras to enter the pony section of the petting zoo, creating many baby zebronies later in the year.

by Your mother April 12, 2005

water method

1.when in the shower, a woman might take the shower head and change the setting so the water comes out of about 4 holes
and this woman might lay down on the floor or whatever and spread her legs and take the shower head and put it up against her clit sometimes causing an orgasim to take place
2. shower masturbation
3. masturbation that a woman can use during her period that cleans the vagina and does not get her hands dirty.

"why does the water sound like it is comming out harder?"

"maybe she is massaging her back"

"maybe that is why she is moaning!"

"oh crap she is using the water method again!"

by your mother May 7, 2005

foldar

To fold-as in cards Dumb ass!

Tak foldar isnt gay you man slut!

by your mother March 6, 2004