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lesbian sex

a)definition for men. fun to watch. hey we cant help it.

b)definition for wemon. a sexual act between two wemon consistiing of oragisim, rug licking, titiy slapping, titity sucking, and the nasty fisting. sorry you had to her that but hey it happens.

c) my definition for wemon. if you ever fell like doing this. let me film. :)
The hot lesbian sex mad the girls back away and the guys get a special feeling.
by your mom February 16, 2005
mugGet the lesbian sexmug.

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.
sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY
by your mom March 3, 2004
mugGet the horsey ridemug.

Your Mom

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
by your mom July 11, 2003
mugGet the Your Mommug.

RedMonkey

1. reference to a monkey's ass. sphincter becomes inflaimed and irritaded.

2. a person who frequents message boards.
The Preperation H really helped my case of redmonkey
by your mom December 7, 2003
mugGet the RedMonkeymug.

V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.
"I still hold the V card"
by your mom March 10, 2003
mugGet the V cardmug.

Hellogoodbye

a band. From california. This thing told me the definiton was too short. What an ass.
from California. They're emo. And cooler than you'll ever be. Werd?
by your mom April 28, 2004
mugGet the Hellogoodbyemug.

amalgamate

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body
I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!
by Your mom May 13, 2005
mugGet the amalgamatemug.

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