2 definitions by youngphilosopher
A hicktivity is defined by any activity a hick would find particular enjoyment in. Some popular examples of hicktivities include hunting, fishing, muddin', and incest.
Ted: Hey Ricky! Wanna go huntin' at 6 am before the sun come up?
Rick: I'm awfully sorry Ted, but I don't usually partake in hicktivities like I used to.
Rick: I'm awfully sorry Ted, but I don't usually partake in hicktivities like I used to.
by youngphilosopher February 13, 2017
Ten Points of Boomer Designation;
1. Treats the little guy like shit just because they can
2. Has no reality check on the law and basically believes the justice system is infallible.
3. Treats people different just because they have differing opinions, skin colour, or are younger
4. Acts like an entitled arsehole and is completely oblivious to it.
5. Yells, screams and bullies another person to hold some form of power over other people
6. Is materialistic, so much that they'll even screw over their own family for money and assets
7. In business or politics; refuses to relinquish power or stand down and allow the next generation to assume command.
8. Refuses to acknowledge the ideas of anyone from a younger generation, or a different race due to those things, then adopts their own idea or work anyway.
9. Due to number 7 and 8, awards titles to those other people as "Lazy and entitled" or some other similar form of derogatory name.
10. Uses religious, emotional or some other non-factual comment, idea, argument as a basis for impeding, blocking or some way awarding themselves the winning argument.
Now you don't have to meet all 10 criteria to be a boomer but you need to get a score of at least 5.
1. Treats the little guy like shit just because they can
2. Has no reality check on the law and basically believes the justice system is infallible.
3. Treats people different just because they have differing opinions, skin colour, or are younger
4. Acts like an entitled arsehole and is completely oblivious to it.
5. Yells, screams and bullies another person to hold some form of power over other people
6. Is materialistic, so much that they'll even screw over their own family for money and assets
7. In business or politics; refuses to relinquish power or stand down and allow the next generation to assume command.
8. Refuses to acknowledge the ideas of anyone from a younger generation, or a different race due to those things, then adopts their own idea or work anyway.
9. Due to number 7 and 8, awards titles to those other people as "Lazy and entitled" or some other similar form of derogatory name.
10. Uses religious, emotional or some other non-factual comment, idea, argument as a basis for impeding, blocking or some way awarding themselves the winning argument.
Now you don't have to meet all 10 criteria to be a boomer but you need to get a score of at least 5.
by youngphilosopher November 18, 2019