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Dicktivity 

Any sexual situation involving a dick.
1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity
Dicktivity by Annalegs January 30, 2016

hectivity 

hectic + activity = hectivity
In an unusually busy place where people are stressed out: what's with all the hectivity?
hectivity by cplots November 27, 2005

Hacktivity 

Wanting to cover his tracks, anonymous wiped all traces of his hacktivity.
Hacktivity by Dragontat1989 November 25, 2013

Heckticity

To deal with hectic or chaotic scenarios in one persons head.
"Why am I dealing with Heckticity in my life"
Heckticity by M1L0 April 7, 2021

hightivity 

An activity that would occur under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
Roberto: Dude, what HIGHTIVITY are we gonna be doing after smoking some of this fire Sour Diesel Kush?

Alexander: I don't know yet man, I'm coming up with some highdeas.
hightivity by Muffinsito December 7, 2010

hectivity 

hectic activity;

experience characterized by extreme activity or excitement.
There's too much hectivity in modern society!

Do we have to go to Jenna's house for thanksgiving? I would rather stay here and avoid all that hectivity.

Perhaps we should weigh the advantages of having kids against the inherent hectivity to follow before having unprotected sex?
hectivity by dasein March 7, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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