free will

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008
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MiniDisc

the most versatile, high quality recording system available
You want to record that?
Use MiniDisc.
by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008
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cut your cock off

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.
by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008
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Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
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Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860
Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.
by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
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suck on it

1. that's too bad; deal with it; put up with it; tough luck; tough titty
2. exclamation of triumph when you want to rub someone's nose in it
1. BILL: I just missed out on first prize in the lottery by one number.
OWEN: Suck on it.
2. As you play the winning move in a game of skill or chance against others, you call out, "Suck on it!"
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008
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