as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

sceptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

stupid

an adjective to best describe the average person

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008