Dad: Hey, remember to pick up you sister at 3:00
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And go buy some toothpaste
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And bury yourself alive?
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And get your f*cking ass off the couch and stop playing Fortnite
Me: Shmeh
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And go buy some toothpaste
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And bury yourself alive?
Me: Shmeh
Dad: And get your f*cking ass off the couch and stop playing Fortnite
Me: Shmeh
by yodeling tap dancer July 21, 2018