31 definitions by yoda

lady sandwich

Female genitalia (see lady ham).

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!

by yoda August 20, 2004

Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by yoda November 30, 2004

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by yoda September 23, 2003