yoda's definitions

lady sandwich

Female genitalia (see lady ham).

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!

by Yoda August 20, 2004

gaf

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.

i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)

by yoda August 8, 2003

yarf

To not only throw up, but to do it with a terrible yelling sound. If done properly yarfing will cause veins to pop out and eyes to water.

That swamp donkey just made me yarf all over the place!

by Yoda December 9, 2004