yertturt 's definitions

Yertle the turtle

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else

Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY

by yertturt October 24, 2020

bag

used to say that something is really cool, good, swaggy, or drippy.

woah that fit is bag

you’re really bag

by yertturt October 30, 2020

bistatdiocu

a superior synonym to:

-lol
-HAHAA
-JAKSKSJDHDJ

used when you find something really funny

-“bro look at this video, it’s so funny!”
-“BISTATDIOCU!!”😂😂

by yertturt January 20, 2021

yolal

Y.O.L.A.L

the rebuttle to yolo, You Only Live A Lot.

made for people who live a shit tonne and aren’t afraid to die and then come back to live to party some more.

person one: “dude my heart fully stopped, i was legally dead for like two minutes.”

person two: “woah you should probably chill out then.”

person one: “psht, YOLAL.”

by yertturt January 20, 2021