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A very small town in Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the United States where about 99% of the people are Caucasian (unless they are a Gupta, Bletsas, or Costa) and do a lot of drugs. There is absolutely nothing to do here so unless you are traveling to another town for movies/mall/etc. you are probably partying in a field somewhere or smoking pot in your house watching the tube. This is a town where 10 year olds have cell phones, 16 year olds are given BMWs and Mercedes as their first cars, the drinking age is practically 13, houses are at the very least a million bucks, and one of the easiest places to find drugs. After high school, most of your friends are from Redding, and you probably won't stay in touch with too many in the span of your life because everyone moves the fuck out because of the rising taxes and expenses.
Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!
"Hey, is anything going on in Easton tonight?"
"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"
"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"

"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"
"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"

"Mr. Norris is so heady"
by yeah, i live here May 28, 2006
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