xyourxworstxnightmarex's definitions

swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

waist tuck

the act of pulling an erection under the waistline so as to avoid detection

When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

inspiration

what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals

Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 9, 2005

shirt whore

A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.

"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX June 11, 2006

smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005