inspiration

what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals
Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 09, 2005
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swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end
I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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broke ass

1.concerns a person who is a complete loser or bitch, can pertain to either a person's monetary worth or a person's significance
2.similiar in meaning to (1.), but in this case with regard to a thing, stating that said thing is of little to no worth
3.
1."I can't stand that broke ass Rick. He never shows up when he says he will."
2."My car is totally broke ass. It sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
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business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage
I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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mamuh

In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.
"We went down to da muhfuggin' kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005
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stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005
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