xmancrushmonday's definitions

Sleep

A drug that everyone can't resist taking.

"Man I need like, 16 doses of sleep. Hook me UP!"

by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

Marching Band

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016