Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Ernie

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016