Definitions by xFuck Your Motherx

Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang

"Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night"

Vertical Bacon Sandwhich by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

Haumph 

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!
(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!
Dan:Clean yourself up.

Haumph by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008