Slugiful

The only was to describe dial-up is with a reference to a slug...
I wanna see your ass britney! Load damn you! Dial up is slugiful...
mugGet the Slugiful mug.

Ghettotastic

When someone is so overwhelmingly ghetto it boggles the mind.
Wow. That Lil Kim is ghettotastic.
mugGet the Ghettotastic mug.

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
mugGet the Turtle Jerk mug.

Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.
Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.
mugGet the Sperminate mug.

Ghettotastity

Your level of being of the ghetto persuasion.
Wow. That Eminen's ghettotastity is that of Brian Gumble.
mugGet the Ghettotastity mug.

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
mugGet the Turtle Jerk mug.