Definitions by wr36

pay the waitress 

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

pay the waitress by wr36 February 6, 2014

Freakouting

The process of freaking out. Used in place of "freaking out" when you only want to use one word.

Megan: "Danny hasn't had his latte this morning and he's yelling racially insensitive comments at anybody who asks him what time it is."

Sarah: "Wow. He's freakouting really hard."

Freakouting by wr36 August 7, 2011

Family Day 

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

Family Day by wr36 February 16, 2009