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mm

When two people sit next to each other and simultaneously give each other hand jobs.

Hey mate did you finger Tayla?
Yeah and she gave me an hand job!
So you guys mm'd!

by wozza June 4, 2015

northener

Anybody who lives north of Nottingham. Generally a friendly species who enjoy greeting as many people as possible, talk in an undecipherable slang and having tea as the evening meal. Home to a fair few chavs but this pales in comparison to the one's which reside in London.

I just met this northener, nice fella.

by Wozza December 27, 2004